i am a comedian and cartoonist living in los angeles if that's okay, but am from boston originally, with your permission of course.
at this moment i am a standup who tours nationally, a writer for 'robot chicken' on adult swim, co-host 'the bechdel cast' on the howstuffworks network, and am actively receiving death threats from members of mensa.
if you're like hey wait where did i see her these are my best guesses:
-'irrational fears' on comedy central (wrote and starred)
-'robot takeover' and 'upgraded' on super deluxe (wrote and starred)
-cursed guest lil’ zamb on the daily zeitgeist on howstuffworks
-one-person shows like 'I lost my virginity on august 15 2010' and 'the hacker who codes'
-cartoon series 'boston pd: zamboni crimes division,' 'rat teens,' or 'human kind of'
-buttchugging milk, either onstage or onscreen
-eating a copy of 'infinite jest'
-as a columnist at paste magazine where i write about gender, doll sex and mensa
-probably twitter which hurts my feelings
if it's none of these things, maybe you are thinking of a different tall lady and are confused.
some things you might not know: my writing has appeared in the new yorker, vice, motherboard, the boston globe, splitsider, man repeller, playboy magazine and paste magazine. i have been a research editor at playboy magazine for a few years on and off. i wrote, consulted and appeared in 'all about nina,' a movie starring mary elizabeth winstead and common. i’m the leading scholar on all things pertaining to the chuck e. cheese animatronic band.
i'm a freak bitch and have absolutely no intention of dying
here's a vid of me playing the oboe very well:
management: lisa mierke, mosaic media (firstname.lastname@example.org)