hi, i make my living as a comedian. i’ve been featured in vulture, thrillist, jr. hi magazine, the boston globe, whohaha and others. in a desperate attempt to win your respect, i’ll continue to prove myself below.

here is a recent video of me doing standup for just for laughs. 

here’s a series i wrote and starred in for comedy central called “IRRATIONAL FEARS.” this is my favorite episode.

this is a one person show i performed with the guy i lost my virginity to. it’s called, um, “I LOST MY VIRGINITY ON AUGUST 15 2010.”

this is a series i wrote and hosted called "UPGRADED" on the super deluxe. it puts my cohost jeffery and i in a series of compromising positions for the sake of looking marginally better.

here’s another series i wrote and starred in for super deluxe right until the very moment they were shut down, which was dumb and RIP. it’s called '“ROBOT TAKEOVER.”

here's a few other examples of me doing standup or appearing in sketches for comedy central and funnyordie and super deluxe too.

something people will ask me about from time to time is about how i am eating the book 'infinite jest' and this is the video that illustrates that.

this is an hourlong interactive play called "SWAN LAKE, LIVE FROM A LOCKED BASEMENT" i wrote, animated and performed on JASH. my friend gary petersen costars and it's really fun.

i do a bunch of one-person shows, which you will just have to believe are less dumb than that phrase would imply. here are clips from a few of them: "the nutcracker," "i lost my virginity on august 15 2010," and "farewell to nicky."

okay, that'll do it for this page. they're all kind of comedy-related pages, you can find more on the cartoons or vids page if you want.